These two are fire!

Three. Ma'am, trash pickup is Tuesday and Thursday. The reason your trash was not picked up today is because it's Wednesday.

Yeah. Ma'am, I'm sure your trash man hasn't been peeping in your window. Yeah, you too. You have a good day. Bye.

Are you busy, Gloria? Oh, no, not anymore. Although this place has fallen apart, the department wants me to get rid of our incompetent sanitation workers.

What do you mean by that? Well, you know that *** Peter Wells? He does the West Valley Route, right?

Yeah. Well, I've gotten a few complaints on his indecent behavior, but also I got quite a few thank you notes.